making a wish

A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims
will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a
wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to
forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger
and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and
couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the
mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my " it" to the
floor." Then the " Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter
and shorter and finally his " it" did reach the floor.