making a wish

A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims
will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a
wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to
forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger
and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and
couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the
mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my " it" to the
floor." Then the " Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter
and shorter and finally his " it" did reach the floor.

Suami Kepada Isteri Untuk Kahwin Lain

Isteriku ,
jika engkau bumi,
akulah matahari.
Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku..
Ingatlah bahtera yg kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang.
Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasa akan silauan ku.
Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya
bumi,
malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku.
Lalu......
Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain,
menyampaikan faedah adanya aku,
kerana sudah takdir Illahi sinaranku diperlukan di planet lain...

*** Balasan Puisi sang isteri***
Suamiku,
andai kau memang mentari,
sang surya yang memberi cahaya,
aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet
yang telah TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku
perlukan cahayamu dan....
akupun juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaran
mu...

AKAN TETAPIIIIIIII. .
Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja,
jangan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!!!
Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi.
Lihatlah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita,
di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku
mengerti...
Cuba lihat siapa dirimu...

MATAHARI atau lilin ?
atau jangan-jangan cuma mancis saja!!!!!

Oh, please lah....!!!
NAK KAWIN LAIN KONON!!!

Just Lawak Je.......

The Last Wish

if I try to describe this
silence, no voice over my head
silence, no authority instead
my point of view became a hiss
and if I try to utter the word
fight, is what I’ve been doing
fight, no more battle and fighting
the blue have reached my lonely world
that we should keep our promises
I know that proverb far too well
and I saw the tiring battle so well
maybe my hope already faithless
all the blood and sweat I tear
and those of them in my skin
my sword fell, shield running thin
the ground is near, but I feel no more fear
if there is death between lives
if there is lie between deeds
I want them to know I fought hard
if there is doubt between steps
if there is tear between sins
I want them to know I believe
if there is Love in world
then I’ve seen it

Adidas Jabulani

The Adidas Jabulani is the official match ball for the 2010 FIFA World Cup. The ball, created by sports manufacturer Adidas, was developed at Loughborough University in the UK, and was unveiled in Cape Town, South Africa on December 4, 2009. Jabulani means "rejoice" in Zulu and is similar to "Jebulane".
The ball was also used as the match ball of 2009 FIFA Club World Cup in the United Arab Emirates, and a special version of the ball, the Jabulani Angola, was the match ball of the 2010 African Cup of Nations. This ball was also used in the 2010 Clausura Tournament of Argentina as well as the 2010 MLS season in the

USA in the league's colors of blue and green.
The name might come from the Zulu word for 'celebrate', but many observers hold it directly responsible for the notable lack of goal celebrations in the opening stages of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Indeed, some have nicknamed it the 'Jumanji', after the Robin Williams film, on account of its capriciousness.The ball has been a hot topic among high-profile players, receiving mostly harsh criticism

Goalkeepers

Brazilian goalkeeper Júlio César said:

It's terrible, horrible. It's like one of those balls you buy in the supermarket.

Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon:

It is very sad that a competition so important as the world championship will be played with such an inadequate ball.

English goalkeeper David James:

The ball is dreadful. It's horrible, but it's horrible for everyone.

English Goalkeeper Joe Hart:

They're doing anything but staying in my gloves. It's hard work with them, but good fun. It makes the game exciting and I think that's what they are trying to do with it.

Australian goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer:

Sometimes the ball has a genuine flight and other times it has a mind of its own so it has taken time to adjust and it will take us time still now.

American goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann replied to the ballmaker Adidas saying:

Technology is not everything; scientists came up with the atom bomb, doesn't mean we should have invented it.

Serbian goalkeeper Vladimir Stojkovic:

I have played with many different balls in my time—those that swerve a lot, change direction, fly awkwardly—but this one is definitely the worst of all.

South African goalkeeper Itumeleng Khune:

This ball gives goalkeepers nightmares: as a goalkeeper thinking about the way this ball moves keeps you from sleeping because you are thinking about tomorrow and how you are going to manage to play with this ball.

Spanish goalkeeper Iker Casillas:

It’s a little sad that in a competition as big as the World Cup to have such a poor ball. It’s not just the goalkeepers complaining, but the outfield players as well.

Nigerian goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama:

The only thing is that some of us might be disgraced by that ball at the World Cup.

Chilean goalkeeper Claudio Bravo:

It is a special ball, they do this to make a goalkeeper's life complicated, so that more goals are scored (…) Time and time again they make a keeper's job more difficult.

Outfield Players

Italian striker Giampaolo Pazzini:

The new balls are a disaster. It's not only a problem for goalkeepers, but also for us strikers. When a cross comes in, you go to head the ball, but it moves half a meter and you end up just shaving it on contact.

Brazilian striker Robinho:

For sure the guy who designed this ball never played football. But there is nothing we can do, we have to play with it.

Argentine striker Lionel Messi stated:

The ball is very complicated for the goalkeepers and for us [strikers].

American striker Clint Dempsey:

If you just hit it solid, you can get a good knuckle on the ball (...) you've just got to pay a little bit more, you know, attention when you pass the ball sometimes.

Brazilian midfielder Júlio Baptista:

There is no way to hide it, it's bad for the goalkeepers and it's bad for us. It's really bad. The players try to cross it and it goes to the opposite direction they intended it to go.

It seems to have been made more with strikers in mind than defenders or keepers, because it is so crazy and unpredictable.

Paraguayan striker Roque Santa Cruz insists that the players will need more time to adjust to the new Adidas Jabulani ball saying:

Everyone is complaining about the ball, but players like to complain about everything. I think that we need time to learn the intricacies of the ball.

English striker Wayne Rooney said:

We’re starting to get used to it eventually. I can imagine it’s been a nightmare for goalkeepers but for forward players when you get your shot off it’s an advantage I feel. So I think we’re getting more used to it with every day that goes by.

Spanish midfielder Xavi Hernandez said:

Now is not the only goalie who just complain, outfield players were like that too. Disappointed taste of World Cup competition as important as having a vital element of the ball with an odd characteristic.

American striker Landon Donovan:

I think as much as the goalies are frustrated by it, I think the players are, too, you’re seeing a lot of missed chances, a lot of crosses that are mis-timed or mis-played that would normally be goals, that are not going in.

German striker Mario Gomez:

Once you have learned to make proper contact with the ball, you can make it travel very fast. It’s a case of catching it right. You learn how to do that with practice. We are confident about scoring with this ball.

Brazilian striker Luís Fabiano:

All of a sudden it changes trajectory on you. It’s like it doesn’t want to be kicked. It’s incredible, it’s like someone is guiding it. You are going to kick it, and it moves out of the way. I think it’s supernatural; it’s very bad. I hope to adapt to it as soon as possible, but it’s going to be hard.

Danish defender Daniel Agger said:

It's frustrating...it makes us look like drunken sailors.

England coach Fabio Capello:

I think it’s the worst ball we have played with at a World Cup. It’s impossible to control the ball for the keeper. For the players it’s not easy. I’ve seen that the ball arrives really fast and the players are having problems controlling it. For the keepers it is terrible because it is always moving.

Danish coach Morten Olsen after their 1-0 friendly defeat at the hands of Australia said:

We played with an impossible ball and we need to get used to it.

THIS IS MY VOICE

This is my voice,
Sad, prolonged, fever pitched,
With some intermittent turbulence
In between a concentrated discourse
But
Still in a slow, smooth, sailing like
A canoe on a very clear silent running river
And
Some rapids, and rocks somewhere, may distort,
This voice
Of mine,
Or
At the edge for which a waterfall rages,
This
Voice
Of
Mine,
May sound like a violent fall of a hundred heavy waters,
Not a drip, but a hundred heavy, heavy falling waters,
As though the whole word is falling down
On your
Shoulder,
This is my voice, sad, on a prolonged agony,
But somehow, when tickled may move into
A mystery, not discounting the possibility of
An ecstasy,
A fantasy,
And you, my love, my beautiful reader, may hear this voice
Speaking to you in a hush of silence,
This is my voice; hear it for what it is, that is all that I ask of you,
I am myself speaking. I am real, this voice of mine.
Listen to me.